eh! look what I found!!

I must be speshel

Ta taa!

ZOMG!!! WHERE HAVE U BEEN????

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YOU’VE BEEN POKED!

If you've been poked it shows that you are either a very good friend or a very good artist. If you have been poked then you must poke at least five people on DA that you view as a great friend or a great artist as well as the one who poked you. Happy Poking!

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Errrr... me no know...

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So whats gonna be your next submit!?

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Deviantart is all about the pageveiws and favourites! one of its few disadvantages.
And wow its been like 6 months since your last submit! 0_o

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OMG!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!

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CJS BACK IN THE BUILDING!!!!!
hahaha. Not quite master. Another 300 or so pvs to go!

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You are tagged.

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"The sun descending in the west, The evening star does shine, The birds are silent in their nest, And i seek for mine,
The moon like a flower in heavens high bower; With silent delight,
Sits and smiles on the night" William Blake

and that's coz YOU like him, right?

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you... are disgusting...

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what if it was mr. v?.....ya know, that guy, who's got a pencil, like, glued to his ear or something....he's only like, 7-ish years older than you....

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yeah, well... deal with it... nyyaaahhh... ... atleast i didn't give you cancer... i was really contemplating it... why would i wanna score points with an engish teacher? that's so wrong on so many levels, man... it, like, kills my principles...

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why the heck do i get kidney stones?!.....tis a fate almost, but not quite as bad as death....

and "extrapolating"?.....looks like someone's trying to score points with the english teacher eh?.....

and how can i say "oh no!!! another kidney stone!" when i don't gots a tounge no more?....it'd be like, "ow wo!!! awoher hihwey whowe!....."

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BLASPHEMOUS!!!!!1one! <-- ah'm a jerk...

quench his love...? *shudders* eww... *pukes* ... dude, you

are so getting herpes in the next story...

this is like a poetry slam... except that we're both

really bad...


ANYWAYS...

for those of you who think this is over, please follow these

procedures:

1. stand up
2. raise your right or left hand
3. raise it higher
4. HIGHER
5. HIGHER person!!! we must create the appropriate

momentum!!!
6. and bring it down...
7. FASTER!!
8. yes, onto your face...
9. if you'd prefer, your posterior...
10. mmm, yes, that hurt, didn't it?


dear people, INDEED, by extrapolating from those who have

been graphically punished above, the story is yet to be

continued!!!

for as snatchy and cho watched comical videos for the rest

of their days, a certain spaghetti lurked close behind...

it was the commercial break, (which was advertising weight

loss pills with embarrassingly fat ppl in the before pictures

and a totally different anorexic person in the after shot...

yes, literally, a different person...), and snatchy, after

having too much tea, got up to relieve her strained,

overactive bladder... twas then when spaghetti struck...

spaghetti: bwahahahaah!!!
cho: *shrieks like a girl* YOU! it's you again!!!
spaghetti: yes, yes it is... and now, while snatchy is cooped

up in the bathroom passing a painful, yet highly convenient

(per the current situation) kidney stone, i will take my

revenge!!!
cho: what the hell did we ever do to you?
spaghetti: what didn't you do to me?!
cho: well, we never shot you, maimed you, stuck you where

the sun don't shine-
spaghetti: i guess you forgot that you never invited me to

your familiy christmas reunion either, or that snatchy never

said sorry for messing up my balcony, or...
cho: dude...
spaghetti: jerk...
cho: so... why'd you come here again?
spaghetti: to beat your sorry @$$e$!!!
cho: ah... *looks around* where's snatchy? *calls*

SNATCHY? c'mon! spaghetti's gonna beat our sorry @$$e$,

and that's plural, so we need you here too!!!
spaghetti: wtf... yeah... uh... anyways... *brings on

awesome kung-fu effects*
cho: *is dazzled* wow... *powers up chi thingy*
spaghetti: *blocks chi thingy with totally cool ninja kicking

action*
cho: damn.. you're good... *chi thingy*
spaghetti: *blocks it again*
cho: WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! JERK!!! i don' wanna play no

more!!!

Snatchy enters scene

snatchy: what? cho! you cheating on me?!
cho: *still wailing like a stupid kindergartener*

waaaaahhhh!!
snatchy: *spots spaghetti* you again? this is so old...
spaghetti: *takes out snatchy's tongue in a single, breakneck

speed swipe*
snatchy: glub glub...
cho: hey... it's gonna be no fun sharing saliva no more...
spaghetti: EWWWW!!! >.< pervs!!!! *imitates reena*

THE END?

hakkai: hey! this is mah favourite part! this is where the

pretty words start floating up the screen!
spaghetti: you mean the end credits?
cho: yeah...
spaghetti: loser...
snatchy: oh no!!! another kidney stone!

THE END END?

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holy crap!.....that, was beautiful.....*sniffle*.....BUT....not the end!...

for now, we must make a crappy sequel that will never be as good as the original and will disappoint all three of our loyal fans!...

and you+dance off=CRAMPS!!!!!...

you:I knew i shoudn't have eaten that burrito....
ostrich:*takes off mask to reveal a set of gloriously beatiful green eyes*...(no, it's not richie...nudge)....at last, i, CHO HAKKAI, shall return to my lady love, Rachel, the totally more awesome than a certain nishat who drools when she sees the other-green eyed boy who recently got a haircut and which rachel thinks doesn't suit him too well cuz he has no bangs to shake out of his face which was like, his trademark or something....
you:...well, that was long...
hakkai:...yep....now, if you don't mind, i'm going to go now....yep....

and setting off on an awesome, feature-length movie adventure, cho hakkai set out to see his love, rachel, fighting off a many fangirl in a dark alley, for only one girl could quench his love, because he most certainly IS NOT A GIRL!!!!.....*twitch*

and when at last he did reach her, they embraced happily, and they did NOT reproduce like bunnies (eww..)...but instead lived happily atop a huge flying platypus where they watched comical videos of nishat falling off a cliff for the rest of their days....

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no, not the end, you lowly yellow-belly...

as a matter of fact, as soon as rachel was paralyed, the ostrich came back to apologize. and then, they looked into eachother's eyes... and it was all over... the ostrich, compelled with passion for his disabled lady love, undertook the hero's journey in a quest to find the cure. after years of toiling through desert, ice, slime, and catman and doogy-boog, he finally found it. but could have it, only for a price. indeed, nishat was, yet again, ahead of the game. *camera zooms in on nishat, who's looking pretty shiny* the ostrich said he'd do anything to revive his lady (so they could multiply like bunnies)... nishat smirked... and twitched... and displayed a series of complex and distorted facial expressions for thematic effect... and declared...

"OH, YO MAMA!!!"

ostrich: oh, now it's on...

*record player screech*

nishat: wait wait!!! dance off!!!

and so the bird and the girl plunged into a competition that would prove wit, speed, agility, and physical fitness. it was like a yu-gi-oh duel, but wihtout squealy friends claiming that they believe in you.

they twisted they turned, they spinned and swirled, and they made quite a fantastically embarassing sight. it was like the circly part in the chart of a hero's quest, where the ostrich find himself. and indeed he did, when a whirlpool magically materialized and giant flightless bird sank beneath the waves. and rose again.

BAPTISM!!! *twitch*

the bird was a changed man. and he returned to his 'lady love' and pecked her spine out.

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me:...WTF!!!!!....
you:...don't deny your love for me!
me:......"one-who-has-ingeniously-realized-the-dark-truth-of-the-man-i-once-loved"?.....what the helll!!!!.....*twitch*...it's on now.....it wasn't on before, but now....IT"S ON!!!!!!!!!......*takes out switch blade*.....
you:*takes out other switch blade*....when did i get one of these?....

narrarator:..and so, the two friends gone stupid charged, but instead of fighting, they went into a fantastical musical number involving unicycles and 20 dancing bears which soon hit it big on broadway, leading steven speilberg to make a major motion picture about it which dazzled people for centuries until Rachel sadly was paralized in a freak ostrich-related accident.....

THE END....?

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bring it on sistah... i'll scream it in your face... CHO!!! HAKKAI!!! IS!!! A!!! GIRL!!!

you: i'll kill you!!!

me: i'd like to see you try!!!

you: *tries* *fails*

me: oh snap snap... *snap*

you: gosh, i'm so sorry... you're right, hakkai is a girl and i'm glad you've helped me realize that. as a matter of fact, i think you're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. i think you're beautiful, smart, funny, and everything i wnat to be. teach me your ways, oh one-who-has-ingeniously-realized-the-dark-truth-of-the-man-i-once-loved. i'm so lucky to be able to talk to you and be your friend. i think my life is complete.

me: aww, shucks...

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what?!....you wanna say that to my face?!?!?!?!.......come on!...i'll take you on right now!......*steals car and drives to your house to knife-fight it out on your balcony sorta thing...*

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he's cool... hakkai's a girl...

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aww, but he's like, one of those typical bad dudes where they start off bad but then they make you like him cuz he's all cool and you pity him....WTF man...WTF...

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dude, i beg to differ, but he is... he is... *lost for words*

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shock!...you're hitting on Kougaiji?!....whoa....

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actually, i don't even dream about it... i've realized i don't care anymore... *thinks of Sanzo, Kenshin, Reno, Cloud, Kougaiji...* yeah... i totally don't care...


but that doesn't mean the eyes have lost their wonderfulness...

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